"You get on my nerves when you tell me to clean my room." He grumbled as he began to organize his belongings. "Why do I have to clean my room once a week? Why not once a month?"
"Because I'm mom. Learning responsibility is important. Besides one day you'll fall in love and your girlfriend will be happy I raised a son who doesn't like living in a pigsty."
"Ah...you're crazy. Girls don't care about clean rooms. They just want you to have something cool to drive. Only old people care about clean rooms."