His response, "you don't know how to hit anything let alone anyone."
Humph."You don't know me boy." :)
"Sure I do Mom. You ignore flies and spiders. You run from bees, scream at the thought of a mouse." His dimple flashed in a cheesy smile. "Now a napkin should be scared of you. You always pass them out with meals to be crumpled up."
Lol...o-m-g! .A napkin!